emergency affirmations exceptionally stupid days card deck

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$ 18.00 USD

we all need a little reassurance sometimes. big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by brass monkey and grab one to help. trust us, after you read ‘you’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • they all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • the outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
  • cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).

Estimated delivery between december 08 and december 10.

returns:

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if you aren't completely satisfied with your purchase, please request a return via your customer account OR email gabby@abasicshop.com with your order number within 14 days of receipt.

we ask that items be returned in the same new condition that they were sent with original tags still attached and no signs of wear, wash, or use. once we receive the products and verify their condition, your refund will be credited to the payment method used to purchase.

we reserve the right to refuse a refund if the product shows signs of wear or has been altered from its original condition in any way. should this happen, you may choose to have the item(s) sent back to you at your own expense.

**items not eligible for return include gift cards, back2basic., vintage apparel, candles, hair accessories, jewelry, hosiery, and hats.

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