introducing the tiniest diary you've ever seen – and when we say tiny, we mean it! measuring just 2.75” by 3.75”, this pint-sized journal packs a punch with 112 gilded-edge pages. it's the perfect companion for jotting down everything from important lists to daily to-dos, and let's not forget all that other random crap life throws your way. with this little gem in hand, you can finally conquer your chaos and get your life together – all while feeling like a giant in the palm of your hand.

and by tiny…we mean really tiny. these 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old aol email you only use for sale notifications. that’s right. finally. every page will include space to write down passwords and what they're used for. think of all the passwords your grandchild will read as they flip through this window trying to figure out what inheritance you left them.

with space for the login, password, or security question, this password diary will ensure your online accounts will live on, making sure you get that 40% off coupon even in the year 3000.

this luxurious felt-covered hardbound book features 112 gilded-edge pages–each one lined, perfect for jotting down notes, to-do lists, or profound realizations like–why is everyone so fascinated that every snowflake is unique? so are potatoes, and people couldn’t care less about that.

• features 112 pages
• hard-bound, foil stamped felt cover with gold-edged pages.
• book measures 2.56" wide by 3.69" tall (65mm x 93.7mm)

and by tiny…we mean really tiny. these 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts.

that’s right. finally. the tiny fart diary is here. every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. that’s only one in our series of tiny diaries–we’ll do others based on similar ‘activities.’ it features 112 pages.

any old travel guide can tell you about the grand canyon in arizona, but what about joann’s gum wrapper museum that’s in a pink shed behind her house?

this handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 states–with plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from national parks to small town tourist traps. features 416 unique pages, filled with illustrations of countless attractions across all 50 states.

• spot-varnished hardcover
• book measures 4.375" wide by 5.875" tall (111mm x 149mm)

trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. that's why this truly terrifying trivia set by brass monkey is filled with some of the most random true crime & generally creepy knowledge we could find…and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. for example: 'suicide squad.' those are questions about dr. Kevorkian, by the way.

• includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around truly terrifying facts (that you'll probably regret learning).
• each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally.
• comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).
• each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.
• suitable for 2-8+ people. go crazy.
• the outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. that’s why this incredibly pointless trivia set by brass monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find…and even better, you’ll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. for example: ‘poison control.’ those are questions about either bret michaels or arsenic, by the way.

• includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).
• each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally.
• comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).
• each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). collect them all to build the world’s most useless trivia library.
• suitable for 2-8+ people. go crazy.
• the outer box measures 3.5” square by 3” (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

we all need a little reassurance sometimes. big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by brass monkey and grab one to help. trust us, after you read ‘you’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

• includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
• they all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
• each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
• the outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
• cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).

finally, a 1,000-piece puzzle dedicated to the inner thoughts of fish and as it turns out, they’re kind of jerks. thankfully, they’re here to do what you can't–mercilessly judge pretty much anything and everything around them. this spot uz puzzle (aka, there’s fancy shiny bits) has countless fish, each with their own snarky take on the world. psst: as an added bonus, you’ll be able to take their judgy-ness on the road when you're done– thanks to the 6 included puffy stickers.

• 1000 ribbon cut puzzle pieces
• finished puzzle size: 27” x 20”
• box size: 8.25" x 10.5"
• puzzle greyboard contains 90% recycled paper
• packaging contains 70% recycled paper and is made responsibly from fsc-certified material
• printed with nontoxic inks

trivia should be fun– not feel like a homework assignment. that's why this delightfully useless trivia set by brass monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find…and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. for example: 'who's the boss?' those are questions about either tony danza or the mafia, by the way.

• includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).
• each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. 
• comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).
• each of their trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.
• the outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" deep–that's 89mm square by 76mm if you're fancy.
• suitable for 2-8+ people. go crazy.

win points for winning arguments. this social game by brass monkey includes 200 game cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues...like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. just pick a side, and debate it out. there's no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. there are way more important things to fight about. for example: those brownie edge pieces are garbage. go ahead, prove us wrong.

the two-sided card measures 1.5" tall by 3.5" wide. the box measures 4.1" square (by 2" deep if you're curious).

get ready to immerse yourself in the world of contemporary art with the foil andy warhol puzzle by galison. this 500-piece jigsaw puzzle features the iconic works of artist andy warhol, showcasing his unique style and vibrant colors. measuring 20" x 20", this puzzle is perfect for art enthusiasts of all ages. with its glittering and shimmering foil finish, it adds an extra touch of glamour to your puzzle-solving experience. whether you're a fan of warhol or simply looking for a captivating puzzle to challenge your skills, this foil andy warhol puzzle is sure to provide hours of entertainment and artistic delight.

the licorice chef pant by meals are an easy, pull-on style with an elastic waist and green drawstring. cut from soft-washed cotton canvas, they feature a mock fly, a handy tong loop, and five oversized pockets for everyday utility.

they are made of 100% cotton canvas. we recommend cold gentle wash,  wash separately + hang dry.

meals products are ethically-made in los angelos.

the tomato chef pant by meals are an easy, pull-on style with an elastic waist and green drawstring. cut from soft-washed cotton canvas, they feature a mock fly, a handy tong loop, and five oversized pockets for everyday utility.

they are made of 100% cotton canvas. we recommend cold gentle wash,  wash separately + hang dry.

meals products are ethically-made in los angelos.

he bold red-tipped matches are a perfect complement to your favorite candles, sparking warmth and intimacy during your special moments. this jar is ready to be your go-to for lighting up your evenings. whether you're giving it as a thoughtful gift or using it to create a romantic atmosphere, this jar is the perfect way to make your valentine's day unforgettable.

includes approx. 100 red tip matchsticks . strike-on-bottle functionality for quick and easy lighting.

made in the untied states.