the get bullish "out of patience for disappointing men" tote makes a statement—boldly and unapologetically. featuring the phrase "out of patience for deeply disappointing men in unmerited positions of authority" in rainbow pastel lettering, this slouchy tote is guaranteed to turn heads.

crafted from durable cotton canvas, it measures 13.5" x 14" with unique rounded handles made from a single piece of fabric for a seamless look.

carry it as a daily reminder that patience has its limits.

the getbullish ballpoint pen is a smooth-writing essential with a witty twist—perfect for adding some attitude to your notes or gifting to someone who gets it. they are lightweight and easy to carry for whenever inspiration (or sarcasm) strikes.

the get bullish devour the patriarchy enamel tiger keychain is here to sink its teeth in. bold and unapologetic, this fierce accessory features a striking tiger design alongside the words "devour the patriarchy."

crafted from durable metal and enamel, it measures approximately 3.5" x 1.9" and comes on a sturdy split ring. the back is engraved with "GET BULLISH" as a subtle reminder of the fight.

the equality and not payback keychain delivers a sharp dose of snarky feminism with the engraved message: "after all human history, men should be glad we only want equality and not payback."

crafted from durable blue metal with crisp white laser-engraved lettering, this keychain is as bold as its statement.

perfect for stocking stuffers, bachelorette party gifts, or anyone who appreciates a little witty rebellion on their keyring.

approx 3" glossy finish stickers. the flossy finish protects from harmful uv rays, so they will stay vibrant on laptops, water bottles, bikes, and more.

let everyone know where you stand!

this sticker lot was designed + produced in brooklyn, new york by get bullish.

the get bullish button pin is the perfect accessory for jackets, backpacks, and any fabric item that needs a bold touch.

crafted from durable metal with a classic pinback closure, it’s easy to wear and ready to make a statement.

the i hate everyone too refillable clic pen is a bold statement piece with "I hate everyone too" printed in crisp white lettering on a dark maroon barrel. it glides effortlessly with black ink for a smooth writing experience.

crafted with retro styling, this pen nods to the beloved designs of the 70s, 80s, and 90s—nostalgic yet timeless. luxe gold hardware adds a refined touch.

refillable with standard bic refills.

the get bullish motel keychain is a modern take on the classic hotel key tag, designed for a bold and unapologetic touch to your everyday carry.

• measures approximately 3.75" x 1.75"
• made from durable plastic with a metal split ring
• features "GET BULLISH" in small type on the back