you tried trophy

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$ 16.95 USD

you may not have won, but at least you tried! this perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion.

  • 1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box
  • also includes vertificate of an attempt being made:
  • for acknowledging a range of accomplishments:
    •  you tried & won.
    • you tried & lost.
    • participation award.
    • maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.
  • bonus: trophy can also be used as an egg cup!
  • makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, or stocking stuffer, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything
  • great for followers of adam j. kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor

Estimated delivery between july 14 and july 16.

returns:

while we do provide free shipping for orders $150+, as an ethical small business amid rising costs, we're now asking customers to cover the costs of their returns. thank you for continuing to support small business!

if you aren't completely satisfied with your purchase, please request a return via your customer account OR email gabby@abasicshop.com with your order number within 14 days of receipt.

we ask that items be returned in the same new condition that they were sent with original tags still attached and no signs of wear, wash, or use. once we receive the products and verify their condition, your refund will be credited to the payment method used to purchase.

we reserve the right to refuse a refund if the product shows signs of wear or has been altered from its original condition in any way. should this happen, you may choose to have the item(s) sent back to you at your own expense.

**items not eligible for return include gift cards, back2basic., vintage apparel, candles, hair accessories, jewelry, hosiery, and hats.

all sale items are final sale. all sale-on-sale discounts are also final sale.

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$ 16.95 USD

ethical ethos

basic. stocks ethically-made apparel + lifestyle goods from brands with transparent supply chains.

womxn-owned

we are proudly 100% womxn-owned + led with long-term equity opportunities for our team.

social impact

basic. donates a portion of every sale to groups doing work in human rights. current recipient: the yellowhammer fund.