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how to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence

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$ 14.95 USD

how to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence: drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their nine lives. long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. this humorous and satirical guide offers cats (and their owners) advice on how to navigate the perils of the modern world, with an irreverent approach to serious topics.

Estimated delivery between may 20 and may 22.

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